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Katy Adair's Birthday Superhuns
Intro
By now, you'll have worked out that your efforts in creating a drag (or whatever) persona have been converted into a game for limited members of the family. And who'd have thought that it would also end up as a playable version on the internets? Well, here it is. Twenty rounds of gut-crunching, nail-biting combat for people like you who have nothing better to do and also no friends.
Play it for a bit, realise you don't actually win anything tangible, then go back to perpetually thinking about death and how you will die and when, like a normal person. Fantastic stuff.
How to Play
It's Top Trumps, ostensibly. You get drawn a card and have to choose what you think will beat the next, randomly generated card. To be fair, it's easier than standard Top Trumps because you get to choose the category each time, rather than switching control. Look, I'm not a fucking software developer, Ok? So realistically, anything less than 90% success rate is lame.
I'd like to point out that the statistics are chosen with gameplay in mind. At some point you'll probably be thinking 'hey! I'm better at timekeeping than this!' or 'I don't feel like my drinking career is fully represented here'.
Shut up and fuck off is what I'd like to say to you people. I'm glad you're here, though. I think.
Anyway, let's play...
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Choose categories
You can either play with random categories on each card or with five categories of your chosing.